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07 May 2009

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher,
but now everyone suddenly turned quiet.
That is because the fierest teacher in the school had entered the class.
Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended...
And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.


Students: Good morning, teacher.

Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????

Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.

Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best
regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and
full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.

Students: Best regards teacher!

Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going
to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning.
When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the
opposite meaning to the words, understand??

Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!

Students: (silence)

Teacher : Clever
Students: Stupid

Teacher : High
Students: Low

Teacher : Popular
Students: Calafare

Teacher :Wrong
Students: Correct

Teacher : Stupid
Students: Clever

Teacher : No
Students: Yes

Teacher : Oh God
Students: Oh Slave

Teacher : Listen to this
Students: Listen to that

Teacher : Quiet
Students: Noisy

Teacher : That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever .

Teacher : I'm dead
Students: We're alive

Teacher : I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn .

Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More

Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!

Teacher : Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever

Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!

Teacher : O.K.Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!

Teacher : Enough,stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!

Teacher : Stand up
Students: Sit down

Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!

Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!

Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight

Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)


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