Ah Beng bought a new mobile.> >> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &> >> said,> >> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.> >> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'> >>> >> ====================================> >> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical> >> College.> >> Friend: Really, what is he studying.> >> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying> >> him.> >>> >> ==========================================> >> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football> >> every night.> >> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.> >> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final> >> game.> >>> >> ===========================================> >> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?> >> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die> >> will u remarry?> >> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.> >>> >> =========================================> >> Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'> >> Wife: How do you know??> >> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody> >> said,> >> Oh GOD! U have come again.> >>> >> ===========================================> >> Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items> >> are missing,> >> except the TV in my house.'> >> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'> >> Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'> >>> >> =========================================> >> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying> >> 'Parking Fine'> >> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'> >>> >> =============================================> >> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?> >> He is the one who erases the notes from the book> >> when the teacher erases> >> the board.> >>> >> ===============================================> >> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand> >> and not on other.> >> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that> >> the weather forecast> >> announced that> >> on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand> >> it would be hot.> >>> >> ==================================================> >> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He> >> picks it up and> >> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'> >>> >> ===================================================> >> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?> >> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup> >> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why> >> others running?> >>> >> ===================================================> >> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence> >> into future tense> >> Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'> >>> >>> > =====================================================> >> Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'> >> Servant: 'It's already raining.'> >> Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'> >>> >>> > =====================================================> >> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in> >> the evening and not> >> in the morning?> >> Ah Beng replied : Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.