> > The JC Lightbulb Joke> > > >

[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]> > > >

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to> > manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.> > > >

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.> > > >

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.> > > >

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They can study without light.> > > >

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.> > > >

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.> > > >

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)> > > >

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )> > > >

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.> > > >

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. Would they even bother?> > > >

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They believe in praying for it.> > > >

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.> > > >

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: Huh, what litebarb?> > > >

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.> > > >

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.> > > >

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.> > > >

Q: Who wrote all this?> >
A: A TJCian.> > > >

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?> >
A: None. They think they are already very bright.